Gists from MMM participants
gist1
Good morning to all my fellow mavrodians... today I admitted the word ignorant is a disease.... yesterday night I invited my gf to my place she was working at Ikeja secretariat alausa... and I asked her have you heard about MMM because I pretended as if I'm not an MMM participant.
And she replied yes off course but I'm not into it .. and I replied back that I heard the system has crashed she replied no the system haven't crashed it just a frozen moment.. and she continue all our boss in Alausa 're into the system and they're putting huge amount of money...
this is to my dismay.. could you believe all those people going contrary against MMM 're the one even contribute the large amount of money.. and she further I even want to do... how can I register and I said don't worry I will register you...
So my fellow mavrodians let's keep calm MMM money making machine will not crash...
Together we change the world.
gist2
UNITED BANK OF AFRICA JUST CRASHED !!!Fellow Mavrodians and non Mavrodians, This is to bring to your notice that one of The most popular bank in Nigeria, UBA just crashed.
Today being the 22nd of Decmember 2016, the banking hall was filled up with customers so much that the cooling system could not perform effectively so the entire bank was stuffy and filled with awful odour,
Having being shocked and perplexed by the enormous crowd i was then again shocked when i noticed that the bankers have secretly removed all withdrawals slips from slip and teller racks, i had to meet up with one of the bankers to provide me a slip ,after filling in my required amount,
I was suprised when the cashier whom i handed my withdrawer slip told me that i will have to wait for some hours as there is no money to pay customers.
At this point i made some noise and so the manager's attentions drawn, He pleaded I re-write my withdrawer slip for less than i requested and go for 50k. I told them right there that if it were MMM you guys will be begin to spread false news that MMM has crashed.
I then asked asked the manager can we now say that UBA has crashed? cos you have frozen my withdrawal till God knows when.
LONG LIVE MMM!!!
gist 3
Greetings! Greetings!! Greetings!!!Many felt bad Wen MMM told participants to rest during this festive period...they thought it has crashed.. They run their mouth... Waste precious time to castigate
What God has already uplifted...now the so called Banks are on Pause mode... They are controlling GH... Most ATM are on break...
They few working ones are short-funded... They said people are no longer paying in and are all getting help😜...They deprive u of your hard earned cash....they turn your 50k deposit to 49810 at the end of the month...now they offer u 50k Wen u want to withdraw 500k...
But MMM turn your 50k to 75k...20k to 34k....Now tell us who is ponzi... Who is scam... I won't drop my golden pen without wishing my fellow mavrodians a Merry Xmas and a happy New Year in advance...
Long live MMM...MMM has come to stay...
2017 our year of Prosperity💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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